Dragon protecting princesses because of abusive parents or forced marrying.
the dragon teaching princess how to protect herself, princess returning home riding her trusty dragon friend and killing everyone who tries to control her
Princess taking over throne and dragon continues to be loyal friend. Burning everyone and everything that disagrees with her.
girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?
me: *thinks about the electricity bill*
me: in the dark ;)
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
There are lipstick stains on my capri sun
which lana del rey song is this from
One of these #ComicConBands will boldly go where no man has gone before on tonight’s new @midnight!
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime
don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck
DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK
don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck
dont make friends
glad we sorted that out guys